March 2012
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There has only been one occasion in my life when a boy told me he loved me romantically. I was eight years old and was talking on the phone with my first “boyfriend” during a tornado warning. He had called because he wanted to make sure I was okay (I was terrified of tornadoes). We talked for a bit and then my mom said I had to go because the sirens were going off and we had to take...
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Okay the other day I saw a post about the stupid things the Rick Santorum believes in. And I didn’t like it or reblog is but now I need it so if any of you guys that follow me are the ones that posted it, or anybody in the tag remembers it could you just like send the link my way or something?
It’s kinda important.
AHHH.
Stanley Tucci is on 30 Rock tonight.
I love him a lot.
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harrytomlomsom:
what if a chameleon stood in front of another chameleon and you kep going until you had a big line and then looped it back round so you’ve got a huge circle of thousands of chameleon each blending to fit the one behind them
what if
Like a big invisible wheel of chameleons.
I guess you could call it a chameleon circuit.
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Oreos with peanut butter is a healthy dinner option, right?
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WatchMy favorite scene so far.
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Where did the little kids go?
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“Where’s Becky?”
“She’s taking a shit”
Rod you have such a way with words.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Piece of Cake
edwardspoonhands:
Why? Why does that mean something is easy? MAKES NO SENSE!
Oh, I googled it, it makes sense now. Pieces of cake were the smallest and easiest prizes to get a silly festival competitions in the 1870s. Same origin as “cake walk.”
See, I’ve gone from faux-frustration to enlightenment in like 13 seconds thanks to the internet. Piece of Cake.
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WHY ARE THE BIRDS EXPLODING ON IMPACT??!?!
They're all the same.: itsdftbalex replied to your... →
tied-up-with-string:
itsdftbalex replied to your post: Hey! Someone c’mere so I can whitewhine to you….
whine away.
Whoa. I actually got two people to respond to this. I’m just feeling really guilty and horrible that my parents are about to A) send me to a more expensive school where they are going to try to pay for my tuition (which will double), rent, gas, and some food (I’m going to try to...
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Nathalie you’re not even dancing on beat.
Get it together.
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rocketfists:
kayleyhyde:
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS NOT IN THE FIRST HOBBIT FILM.
STOP GETTING WORKED UP OVER HIM NOT BEING IN PRODUCTION VIDEOS
STOP SAYING HE WILL WIN A BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR AWARD NEXT YEAR (CAUSE NOT ONLY IS HE NOT IN THE THIS THIS YEAR BUT ALSO HE IS PLAYING A FUCKING DRAGON AND A CHARACTER WHICH WILL PROBABLY BE INCREDIBLY MINOR SINCE IT’S NOT IN THIS BOOK)
STOP GETTING...
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Oh god okay so they are in this restaurant right?
And there is music playing that they are dancing.
And there is one guy on stage singing to the music.
But it sounds like there are at least three other back up singers.
And they are nowhere to be found.
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We are 40 minutes into this movie and nothing of significance has happened.
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I like when Nathalie and Rod are on a date, it’s just a bunch of walking around and pointing at stuff while orchestral music plays in the background.
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Why is this town having a pumpkin festival in Winter?
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“She’s my hot Ferrari”
Rod you’re such a charmer.
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This movie is just so so very bad.
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adamusprime:
ARE THEY SHOOTING THIS RESTAURANT SCENE IN FRONT OF A GREEN SCREEN…
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“I think you’ll look great in those lingerie”
What a creepy thing to say to somebody the first time you call them.
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The camera just lingered on a Chevron gas station sign for like a whole minute.
subtle.
vondell-swain:
“what’s with this weather? a heat wave in winter!”
APPARENTLY IT’S WINTER
ALL THE LEAVES ARE ON THE TREES …
I mean.
That’s what winter in south Texas is like.
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vondell-swain:
how many times are they going to play this goddamn ten-second music clip
it doesn’t even loop it just keeps starting over
adamusprime:
birdemic is available to watch instantly on netflix
you should be watching it
I just started
I’m excited
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limiculous:
Yes, it’s violin. With dubstep.
sherlock-hound:
Amanda thinks she has it all. An iphone, a macbook, a playstation 3, all the coolest things anyone could want. but then ONE DAY, she wakes up something isn’t right. Where her macbook once sat is a PC running windows xp. a nintendo gamecube is in the place of her ps3. she gets a call on a nokia flip phone from a friend who asks if she got her message about Green Day’s new album on...
batmitzvah:
let us have a moment of silence for all of the babies who are born today who will be subjected to idiots who will tell them they only age every leap year